The black king is going to do an en passant.
Because it's White's move.
The queen is in love with the other king
The black bishop is standing up on the ropes, about to do a sweet jump
The King can just walk along further to left and up/down. I can't believe how often people forget that the board is just a 2d projection of a torus…
The queen is secretly in an affair with the black king
Because its whites turn
Is this cuckoldry?
It’s not gay if it’s in a three way.
That's because White King invited Black King to a special party involving the Queen, a ménage à trois.
Lesser known chess move like en passant. When you get into the ménage à trois board state you're forced to immediately stop the game and eiffel tower with your opponent and any 3rd party. Whoever cums first loses.
The tardis is just one square to the left.
BBC from a distant corner!
Oh no the white queen is getting blacked!
He brought a CUCK CHAIR it's over folks!
because you didnt take the king yet
Google en kingsant
This is actually the ceasefire position. They are deliberating on peace talks. The queen is mediating, and even though she may not be impartial, she is generally well liked among both sides.
I think that's a spitroast
There's an imposter among us.
