Ahh, thats how the US calculated the tariffs...
10 0 ReplyCOVID made this accurate
31 0 ReplyTake your current age.
Divide by your age when you were born.
ERR3 0 Replyhear me out though. to calculate 10+9, first add 1 by 9 which is 10. 10+10 is 20. Finally revert 10 to get 01=1, add the 1 and it is 21. It checks out.
10 0 ReplyAre you Terrence Howard?
7 0 ReplySure, sometimes. And sometimes 1x1=2 when math feels like it.
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2 0 ReplyI was thinking Tom Lehrer.
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Holy shit I did this and travelled 2 years into the future!
Guys? I don't like it here...106 0 ReplyIt's like the least convenient form of time travel.
2 0 ReplyIf it makes you feel any better it sucks back here as well.
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- Take your age
- Multiply by eiπ
- Add your age
- Divide by 10
- Take a card, any card
- Add the number of years you've been alive
- Hand me the card
- Is this your card?
79 0 ReplyNo
26 0 ReplyLook under your foreskin.
4 0 ReplyNO?
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0?
Edit: nvm missed the last step x - age
x * eiπ = x * -1 = -x
-x+x = 0
0/10 = 0
0 + x = x
3 0 ReplyTurns out I was the joker the entire time.
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I’m really bad at arithmetic so it took me two years to do the calculations, but the math does check out.
51 0 ReplyTake your age That's your age
31 0 ReplyWoah.
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I seem to be aging more rapidly than anticipated.
64 0 ReplyI want this on my gravestone.
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After apending two years performing this calculation, I can finally confirm: it is correct.
5 0 ReplyI asked ChatGPT and it said the answer is 255.
18 0 Replywhat's 9 + 10?
39 0 ReplyKnock knock.
31 0 Reply21
42 0 ReplyIt's The United States.
With huge boats.
With guns.
(Gunboats)
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910
19 0 ReplyAh, yes, the JavaScript developer
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Didn't you read? It's your age!
5 0 Reply69
1 0 ReplyNice
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Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?
12 0 ReplyIt means you're using JavaScript.
13 0 ReplyI got 5318008
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This is one of those memes that are a few generations in.
16 0 ReplyI was told to never do math not even once
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