But I want out

"I didn't ask for a hint, I was just making an observation. Damn."

Manager: “we call it Planet Earth”

-- thus making the escape so much better when it happens. lol

When your 100% computer based job could have been done at home while petting your dog but management insists you come into the office so they can have more control over you.

First outloud chuckle of the day. Still smiling.

This summarizes Severance

"You work from home"

Arbeit Macht Frei