Anon's little cousin plays with MLP toys
Anon's little cousin plays with MLP toys
>be with family last weekend
>little 5 year old cousing playing with MLP toys in the living room
>announces we are all invited to the wedding
>aunt asks who's getting married
>fluttershy and applejack
>aunt says "They can't get married"
>cousin is distraught "why not!?"
>aunt says "because girls can't marry other girls"
>cousin is angry "who says?"
>aunt "god says"
>cousin "then I'm going to worship satan"
fucking awesome, lemme tell you
Sorry, that's my weekly allotment of pixels
Fake and gay for obvious reasons, but also based af.
it's easy to detect fake stories because of how they are but yes, based.
Fluttershy and Applejack can't get married because Rainbow Dash loves Applejack.
20000 words fanfic with NSFW content or it didn't happen
Fluttershy and Applejack can't get married because Fluttershy is a pegasus and Applejack is an Earth pony :P
Plus Applejack and Rainbow Dash being married is loosely confirmed in the series finale where they come in together and look at each other.
Applejack is completely wrong for Fluttershy. Fluttershy deserves so much better. An earth pony? No. She deserves a goddess!
Is the Lord of Chaos enough?
There are also about 450,000 other gods to choose from, and about 5 are the same monotheistic source of evil that humans have used as a scapegoat to kill each other over. Western modernist Christianity is literally the English cuisine of religions.
If you look at the Torah (or old testament) it explicitly says there are tons of other gods, Jews and Christians just choose to only serve one.
Wow that's an exceptionally savage comment. Fantastic stuff L_L!
hail satan!
I heard Tenacious D when I read this.
Multilayer Perceptron toys?
My little pony I think.
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