Countertop banana stand owners - what do you do when you only have one banana?

You can cut the second to last banana a little lower, and leave the top of the stim attached to keep it hanging

Until I read your answer, I was picturing a kiosk selling frozen bananas with a countertop (a diner would be a countertop restaurant, in this naming convention). My only excuse is that I just woke up
- Same, same.
  Ah, now I have coffee.
Wait you cut them all? You don't just tear the bananas apart from each other?
Cutting, a stand, all feels like an overcomplication of a simple fruit
- Uhh, see the banana master JWBananas diagram below. Exactly what I'm talking about

There's always money in the banana stand to get more bananas.

It's one banana, how much could it cost, $10?
- Just use those $10 and go see a star war.

RTFM.

What's this "nature's way" crap, when the bananas are hanging upside down?
- As though there is anything natural about the modern banana
- Banana stand people: hang loose man!
  Actual bananas: <flips like 50 birds to the camera>
This is the way. Cut the second to last banana below the stem. Works perfectly.

Eat it.

The arm of our stand is wide so I can rest one banana on top.

Banana cradle capabilities?
- A banana hammock, if you will

I think we're all missing the most important question here: where do you get someone small enough to work the countertop banana stand?!?

You make a trade with someone from the actors guild.
Banana for scale.
Loompaland?
- After they unionized? No way.

Mine it for potassium-40. Radioactive products sell for more than one banana, which as others have noted cost $10 but if you can purify the radioactive elements, you can probably get $11 or even $12.

Plus, the YouTube revenue. Imagine me and Nile Red turning a banana into something where we get a visit from the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory. They’d pay upwards of $14.50.

Sometimes a rubber band, sometimes a twist tie

Just lay out on the counter and eat it the next day. Sorry, boring as answer

I heard countertop banana stand owners tend to also own banana hammocks.

I'm going to buy a banana stand, and knit a hammock to hang from it.

Skewer it with the hook.

Impale it as an example to other bananas that might step out of line.

Suffer

Just lay it on the base of the stand.

Eat the last two together

There's always money in the banana stand. Use the last banana for a free smoothie for your employee, or throw the rotton thing out and order more for tomorrow.

I use better technology: wire fruit basket. It achieves the same goal of exposing your banana to air circulation, but the last one can lay down

Shove it up my ass. For safe keeping.