2y ago

Map of europe from my dream last night, ama about this scenario and I'll answer if I know (rule)

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Wtf happened to the English Channel?
- English Channeln't
- Inflation.
- sacrifices had to be made when turning the country ~100º counter clockwise to get that sweet inland sea between them and Spain
- They gave it to Spain apparently
- Brexit
  
  that's brenter
Why is France rotated like 90 degrees counter clockwise?
- French revolution
- Always has been...
So the French Revolution was literal.
How powerful are the communes that they were able to stop franco expansionism dead in its tracks?
- The communes are militarily protected by Germany from France
  Edit: I'm pretty sure in the dream I'm a german politician attempting to negotiate a ceasefire with France, since it's actively fighting the communes
- Probably not at all, but exist as a buffer state for the Germans that would be steamrolled.
  
  The germans actually protect Bavaria from France
Italy finally got Corsica back?
- Maybe, it's just not french anymore. Might be independent?
I'm not digging that Marseille lost the sea and now enjoys a german climate
- TIL that inland France has "German climate" 😂
  
  I am not familiar with Germany so I just went with german climate
Did you wet the bed?
- yess ≧◡≦
Why is bavaria on the left side of germany instead of the right?
- Actually it's in france
Belgium?
- No thanks, I already ate.
- no ≧◡≦
Did France always look like that, or did the Bavarians pull a little prank on it?
- Looks like it got decapitated and the head's been pushed over
I always knew I'd die crushed by the Côte d'Azur.
What happened in Pyrenees/South Occitania? Is Andorra OK?
- I think Bavaria is South Occitania, but the name's different for some reason
Is Spain now part of Europe or Africa? Or a separate continent?
- Iberia's still connected to france, so still a peninsula and therefore europe

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