Spread some bread or cracked corn on the car, the pigeons and crows will shit on the car for you.
Take a shit on the roof instead
Preprocess the egg
Do it like they did against a Hungarian far-right leader: use dogshit.
These cars are definitely a good example of the emperors new clothes, aren't they.
Naw, see. You gotta find someone with chickens, then ask to buy the rotten eggs. $2 later, you have eggs that are fine to waste!
A rice grain the tire valve, cap back on,.slow leaks
This is what the Tire Extinguiser group does, long may they continue.
Long, medium, or short grain rice? Or does it not matter
They usually do it in the late evening, though. To make sure the tyre is sufficiently drained to be unmissable when the car is likely to next be used.
Adjudicated rapist, inmate #P01135809, formerly known as the former presidential placeholder but is now currently known as the current presidential placeholder says: "Shut up about egg prices."
I was about to look up what E66 is
We've been throwing cheese slices on them in Wisconsin. It'll be more fun when it gets hot.
Based on a recent experience, dried flaxseeds are like concrete.
