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I kid.
26 0 Replythis except keep the train
12 0 ReplyThat bit is not transportation, that’s delusion.
7 0 Replyoh yeah, this is a quality shit post right here.
3 0 Replyi'm here trying to determine if this is satire like a calculator trying to divide by zero
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silently keels over, a poison dart in my neck, as a Boeing assassin ducks behind a chimney on a nearby rooftop.
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Be a MAN. Hold onto a DUCK. Fly to DENVER.
27 0 ReplyBird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap
7 0 ReplySo essentially a Pokemon trainer?
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Me to my cycle and moped - I love you both
2 0 ReplyLove it.
It's like the fear mongering infographics of dihydrogen monoxide. (BTW, that shit will kill you)
17 0 ReplyOver 90% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died!
14 0 ReplyDhm inhalation accounts for over 3000 deaths annually.
6 0 ReplyThat's why I don't drink alcohol: most alcoholic drinks also contain this substance and you can't even ask because most people don't even know.
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It's a popular meme format
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4 0 ReplyUsing transportation is not actual movement. Because movement is only made by humans.
3 0 ReplyI’m about to make a movement
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The "real transportation" line would be funnier if the plane was actually real
5 0 ReplyNice eye, I was wondering whether anyone would notice.
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Wtf is this nonsense..
2 0 ReplyAs an actual Locomotive Engineer (I drive freight trains) I am having a hard time conceptualizing the level of stupidity here.
1 0 ReplyFuck nature! Buy a car, drive it places!
1 0 ReplyFuck car! Buy a nature, drive it places!
8 0 ReplyFuck places! Buy a drive, car it nature!
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