when you hated a month ago but now

Denmark indeed didn't do enough to keep Greenland safe. They let Vance go there.

Backdrop of military folk because:

• They have to follow orders, no matter how asinine
• Because of The Implication
• Nobody from Greenland would stand behind this clown

This is mafioso protection racket language.

"Be a real shame if someone came into your shop and busted up the place... Howz about youz guys let us take ownership? You can still manage the joint and we'll protect it as a favor to youz. We take all the risk."

"Denmark isn't doing enough to keep Greenland safe... from America."

FTFY (Finished This For You)

Couch Fucker: Denmark isn't doing enough to keep Greenland safe!

Reporter: Safe from who?

Couch Fucker: From us of course!

He is trying to look like Zelensky. How pathetic is that??

Did he say thank you even once?

WTF is going on anymore?! I feel like we are living in a fever dream.

Did this fuckwit steal Zelenskis look?

The country disappearing its own citizens claims another country isn’t protecting its own

How quaint

EU countries need to start making plans to remove us bases by force and destroy any US forces if necessary.

Go fuck a couch, Vance. No one cares. Trump just grabbed you by your bussy so he could have someone who criticized him to scream "yes Daddy" when he pissed on your face. Posturing coward.

I'd say the people of Greenland are way safer under Denmark than the US for one simple reason, public healthcare.

And other public safety nets to prevent people dying.

Denmark isn't doing enough to keep Greenland safe?

First of all, is there some conflict there that I'm not aware of?

Second of all, we have a goddamn US military base there. Are the troops behind you not doing enough to keep it safe?

Why does he look like a New Vegas NPC?

where is his suit? I can't take him seriously as a politician without a suit. otherwise he's just a suitless jackass.

General Zod wore it better, makeup and all.

Dear anyone from Greenland: Given how little of a shit the US Government cares about the US, I hope you aren't falling for this bullshit.

Denmark = the flawed boyfriend who knows he's been letting her down and is trying to fix it.

Greenland = the pretty girl who is tired of her boyfriend's behavior, but wants to make it work because he is trying to improve.

America = the nice guy incel who who used to be Denmark's best friend and thinks he has a chance with the girl.

America doesn't understand that Greenland isn't interested. America doesn't understand that Greenland isn't her boyfriend's property. America doesn't understand that Greenland is her own woman with her own hopes and dreams. She's nothing more than a pretty girl he wants to boost his ego. She keeps telling him that she's trying to work it out with her boyfriend and even if they decide to break up she still doesn't want to be with America.

America = that's just your boyfriend talking. I know you want me.

Proceeds to harrass and stalk her wherever she goes with unwanted advances and ignores her rejections. Makes alphamale threats toward Denmark who is just standing there like "please respect my girlfriend's boundaries."

Tune in next time when we find out if America decides to cross over from stalking and threats to rape and murder or if he finally accepts the rejection.

American politicians are a disgrace I find it hard to understand how people can be paid to lie, destroy diplomatic relationships, victimise veterans and what will be collapse the economy

Isn't it for the Greenland's to say whether Denmark has "done a good job by the people of Greenland"? He is just the most pathetic, spineless simp ever.

why is vance copying zelensky dress code.

Did he say thank you once ?

"We'd best close that foreign air base then."

LOL - And the US is doing such a great job of keeping US citizens safe? Yeah FUCKING RIGHT!

Vance really does have that bobble head build

checking in from J.D. Vance's hometown. fucker has no connection to reality. city council logs from early 2025 show his mom, of Hillbilly Elegy fame, demanding they do some shit to acknowledge the boy and his little adventures in governance.

They are going to do this for real. I hope europe shows some balls this time because if not we are on a very fast lane and there are no exits before we reach war.

And while PP now denies it, he IS on board with the filth and hate enveloping the U.S. VOTE in the most important election of our lifetime. Do not be complacent as the population to the south of us were in their last election! Even their people are warning us.

This image is proof that it was a fantastic idea from the citizens of Nuuk to not allow the Vances in their town. They’d have been abused for an image like this. This is the only reason why Vance wanted to visit Greenland.

So now they’re using their soldiers as backdrop to pretend they’re Greenlanders.

He must have left it on the couch after the Shady Vance rendezvous

The poor man's Kobra Kai.

I can't get over the toddler face he has. It's so fitting for his personality.

The suit stuff aside, what's with his weird grammar? "You have not done a good job by the people in Greenland." In this sort of sentence, "for" sounds much more natural than "by". And I think the common phrase that "Person A hasn't done right by Person B," is more of an exception.

But assuming he did mean it that way, then he's speaking as if the people of Greenland feel wronged by Denmark, but they don't.

In fact, Americans are much more disappointed with Trump and Vance than Greenlanders are disappointed with Denmark. If disapproval rating was the important thing, then Denmark would be acquiring the United States.

SHUT YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH, SMALL MAN.

Not doing enough to keep Greenland safe ? … but Greenland is safe 😅 so by definition, they are.

Empty suit, empty fake uniform.

these people explicitly want a world where rules and fair play do not apply to them but control the "other".

Why did they let them get off the plane.

It's not hard, they are not welcome and therefore must not leave the Airside area and leave immediately. That's how it works for EVERBODY, why does the couch fucker get a free pass?

To be fair, they did allow entry to the vice president of a hostile foreign power.

Yeah they let this slimy sucker into their country. WTF why did they let him visit? Why let a representative from a hostile land in? He should have been shot the moment he tried to get off the plane.

wHeREz HiS sUiT

That's just like... You're opinion, man.

We need to exercise our second amendment rights and arrest this man

🗣YO! Shut the Fuck Up Dummy !

Critical assessment from a politician who's a failure by most assessments. As a person who doesn't care what you think, thanks for your opinion? I guess?

What's that? I think I heard your mom calling you. It's probably time to go home now.