196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone Chaotic Cookie @sh.itjust.works 6d ago

I'd press it immediately :3

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I also bite, so this will work well
- Bite me >:3
Is it the upvote button? I'll be expecting my cute clingy, bitey femboy post haste.
- Here I am!!
  
  Yay! *hugs*
i am pressing the button a thousand times as i am mauled to death by catboys
- Rawr >:3
That's a disadvantage?
- Some people have strange ideas of what a disadvantage is!
  
  Clearly not people of any significant culture. Of course, I'd have to know about the exact strength of these bites, but... They'd have to be both very frequent and sufficiently damaging to be a significant deterrence.
  
  ...It's entirely possible I need more friends.
If any of my guy friends have those hips, it's over for them.
Literally no downsides.
nom
I broke the button an hour ago but I'm still pressing it.
Can he still be a top?
- I don't see why not!
I am too old for these memes now, he looks like a child to me

Maybe one should say goodbyes to the online queer community after certain age
can i make him bite anyone i ask? sounds like a good deal for a free guard dog i mean catboy

edit: sorry i meant femboy
- Depends on how nice you are to him!
Only if I can dose him with enough estrogen to get girlsmell
- lil secret, girlsmell just comes from regular bathing with fragrant products. Even though I'm a femboy, I smell like vanilla and strawberries.
  
  Oh honey, I'm not talking about just smelling feminine. I'm talking about an actual shift in body odors. You should really look into what estrogen can do :3
Can I press multiple times? The only thing better than one clingy femboy friend is multiple clingy femboy friends.
dan howell vs sister daniel

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