r/seattle repost: To My Neighbor Whose Tesla Is Covered in Kraft Singles
r/seattle repost: To My Neighbor Whose Tesla Is Covered in Kraft Singles
quote:
- I am the one who keeps doing this
- This is not because you own a Tesla, but because of who you are as a person and the choices you have made.
- Every time you veer out of your way to splash people while we are waiting for the bus, I will do it again.
- You are never going to catch me.
That is all.
Pretty dang funny, but covering an entire Swasticar with Kraft singles, and doing it repeatedly? That's just more profits for Big Cheese.
"Cheese"
Big Homogenised synthetic cheese-like food.
CHEESE FOR THE CHEESE GOD
CASH FOR THE CASH THRONE
Funny enough, "milk for the Khorne flakes" still works
The cheese bone’s connected to the
CASH BONE
Hopefully they are buying in bulk at least. There are few Costco's near bus stops in Seattle. It is the homeland of Kirkland, after all.
Not American? Kraft Singles are these:
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Kraft-Singles-American-Cheese-Slices-16-Ct-Pk/11964619
As funny as this is as a concept, I hope it's not literal. That is both an enormous waste of "food" and creates plastic waste. Singles are individually wrapped.