r/seattle repost: To My Neighbor Whose Tesla Is Covered in Kraft Singles
r/seattle repost: To My Neighbor Whose Tesla Is Covered in Kraft Singles
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- I am the one who keeps doing this
- This is not because you own a Tesla, but because of who you are as a person and the choices you have made.
- Every time you veer out of your way to splash people while we are waiting for the bus, I will do it again.
- You are never going to catch me.
That is all.
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Not American? Kraft Singles are these:
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Kraft-Singles-American-Cheese-Slices-16-Ct-Pk/11964619
It's plastic that we've marked as "foodstuf" which in and of itself is insane.
Kraft! It's not food, it's foodstuf!
Oh please, it's garbage tier food but it is food, not plastic.
Holy hyperbole, Batman!
Ok, so i slightly misremembered the terms, it's not foodstuff, it's "pasteurized processed cheese food". Sounds even more appetizing.
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