DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism
DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism
WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constituted an act of domestic terrorism. “For the benefit of all Americans, anyone who posts or reposts pho...
I can’t tell anymore what’s true and what’s parody.
Just eating onions this week..
Nice to see he was able to rehire his hair back.
Omg before his ass hair transplant
The fact that I had to double check and make sure that this is actually an Onion article and not something real bespeaks what a fucked up world we live in now.
almost ate the onion here
I can already see her standing behind the podium with a grey uniform on.
I just about got Onioned there.
Hair plugs are gender-affirming care.
It’s like getting fined by the court for calling Meloni short.