Tesla Insurance Rates Set To Spike As Cars Become Vandalism Targets

Incoming Executive Order:
"Measure for the United States to Keep Avoiding Insurance Debt" (M.U.S.K.A.I.D) which forces car insurance companies to discount Teslas.

Those things spontaneously burst into flames. I'm concerned to even be near one on the road.

How to not get fucked on car insurance:

Just get better at life