Tesla Insurance Rates Set To Spike As Cars Become Vandalism Targets

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Good, fuck Teslas
Incoming Executive Order:
"Measure for the United States to Keep Avoiding Insurance Debt" (M.U.S.K.A.I.D) which forces car insurance companies to discount Teslas.
- Heh. Clever
Those things spontaneously burst into flames. I'm concerned to even be near one on the road.
- The panels falling off and hubcaps flying off seem like a decent reason to avoid the cybertrucks at least
- What? Are you making a joke?
  
  Tesla made the joke, I'm just repeating it. Please, don't shoot the messenger.
How to not get fucked on car insurance:

Just get better at life
- Clearly you have never delt with an insurance company before

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