New Rule

steps out of shower to bathmat

brutally ambushed by flurry of angry fluff

"Well at least the blood stains on the bathmat will make it easier to see the cat."

Having the light on makes it easier to piss on the cat

Still practically invisible

With my astigmatism? Even with the lights on, I'm stomping that pu...(nope)...cat.

This could also be fixed with a new carpet