Judge orders urgent release of DOGE records, citing ‘unprecedented’ power and ‘unusual secrecy’
Judge orders urgent release of DOGE records, citing ‘unprecedented’ power and ‘unusual secrecy’
“No”. -President Musk and comrade Trump
"US Judge stamps his feet and was heard crying: but they have to, I signed the paper and everything!"
"Trump replied with a tweet: Get fucked loser, I own all the methods of enforcement!"
Nah. The tweet would be from Elon. Trump’s just going to make a post on his shitty antisocial media site:
Liberal Judge Soandso DEMANDED I reveal NATIONAL SECRETS with CHINA. I said NO. The courts are full with CORRUPTION and DOGE is doing GREAT THINGS TO FIX IT. We are DRAINING THE SWAMP for America! We will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! The Democrats got us here and let me tell you, I WILL get us out. Things are going to be GREAT AGAIN. No more communism, no more woke agenda. You can say what you want. You can say what you mean. Eggs will be cheap. The economy, we're fixing it. The liberals don't want us to fix it, let me tell you. They're just making America WEAK. More communist immigrants. More transvestites. Making our strong soldiers and men into little girls. NO MORE. I'm fixing it. DOGE is fixing it. The CORRUPT DEMOCRATS WILL LOSE.
Thank you Justice Cooper. It's a start. And more steps will be needed to rein in these fascists.
That’s cute n shit, but ultimately, it’s the man on the street who will need to take the difficult and necessary actions to rectify all of this.
Brave of them to assume there's a paper trail.
And what's going to happen when they don't comply?
I'm curious. Hadn't they replaced all judges with pro-trump judges?
No? It's only been a few weeks, it's not that easy to replace a judge without them leaving normally.
The self-proclaimed "transparent" agency isn't transparent? Gee, who'd a thunk?
Is there an "or else" with that order? And is there an actual way to enforce that "or else"?
Because if the answer to either one of those questions is "no", then Trump is just going to tell this judge to go fuck himself with a chainsaw and probably demand he be impeached.
Good to see some judicial checks and balances in action.