Brain: "Eat"
Wallet: "Cook"
Fridge: You're not gonna like my answer lol
I dunno, there really I nothing like a nice home cooked meal. Nothing on this planet hits the same way.
My brokeass 2025 back pocket: full of grubs for, uh, fishing
Sometimes I don't even wanna eat, I just want to not be hungry.
You: Sustenance for you... Brain: ??? You: ???
It's messed up that by the time you get hungry it's too late to make food (without being hungry the entire time).
So I have to anticipate my hunger and prepare in advance? Madness.
This is why I eat ingredients.
If ingredient won’t poison me, it is food.
I fucking love my air fryer. Use it more than the microwave. I might go throw some fries in there, season them up with garlic and salt and oregano and feta. Fuck.
Brain: shoe made of flesh. Eat.
