Where do you stand?

Couldn't scroll past without sayin' "howdy." Care for a shot of the good hooch?

There's only 2 genders

Beans and Political

I stand in my kitchen making macaroni and cheese

Beans, beans, they’re good for your heart!

Oh no, the countdown begins until...

Jeans

I try not to. Weak knees, you see.

Beans do not belong in breakfast. The British and Canadians are wrong.

Speaking of politics and beans: Bush's!