memes @lemmy.world The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world 1d ago

Betrayal

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I like the flavor of vinegar. That's why I put on mayo, mustard...
porque no los dos?
Who the hell takes tomatoes off of burgers??

I go out of my way to put them on sandwiches!!
- A poor quality tomato can be worse than no tomato.
  
  But a poor quality tomato with ketchup on top could be an improvement.
  
  Agreed, but you shouldn't be getting sad soggy tomatoes when you order food out.
  
  Then again I tend to make my own meals. (Due largely in part to price increases)
- Personally I quite like the flavor of tomato but have a texture thing with fresh ones. It's honestly kind of annoying; they look good, smell good, and I like them in sauces and things like that, but if I try to eat one as is it straight up makes me gag.
  
  I'm like that with raw onions. I enjoy cooked onions, but fresh raw white onions make me gag.
- I do!
  
  But thats because I'm (mildly) allergic to raw tomato, doesn't have anything to do with it's taste.
Every bread is a sad story of a wheat that failed to become a beer
When i was in Barcelona i got tired of the lack of vegetables everywhere and asked if they had any at a place that served jamon and cheese sandwiches. The lady said she had tomatoes, so yes please add that. I watch in amazement as she rubs a tomatoe half on the bread and throws it in the trash. So i just got some not even noticeable juice in the sandwich. What the hell is up with that?

Also, ketchup is trash
- Ketchup is god's condiment
  
  Z tier god maybe
wait, you put ketchup in your tomato?
- I inject the tomato with the ketchup syringe to boost the tomatoness.
- Sometimes I use the tomato as a plate for ketchup so I can dip my fries.
- i think the "in" was referring to the burger

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