A balanced diet is important

Pet boyfriend, huh?

To this day, the "Now with FLAVOR!" part still kills me.

A lot of prospective boyfriend carers don’t know this, but once the typical boyfriend comes of age to be chosen by a carer, they are perfectly capable of procuring and preparing their own food!

Just make certain that you show them where the food items are located, and they should be able to provide not only for themselves, but for you, too! Now, no one says it’s wrong to feed a boyfriend, but not playing to their capabilities not only deprives them of proper growth, but robs you of a core feature of boyfriends: sharing a life as equals!

Just be a thoughtful and responsible carer, and you could have a happy home for decades, or until it shits on the floor and you have to put it down.

I'm a big boyfriend, all growed up, I can make hot pocket and peanut butter sandwich.
- That sounds amazing rn [8]
You mean to say I should let it out of the enriching environment i've set up for it in my basement? What if it runs away???
- Most boyfriends will come back home if they accidentally escape. Make sure to put a bell on your boyfriend’s collar so if he does get out he doesn’t decimate the local bird population.

Have you considered breast feeding?

I tried a bit from the tap after my son was born, can say it was not bad at all
have you considered migrating back to reddit, so our eyes don’t have to read such comments like this one?
- There is a "ignore" button if you don't like it. 🙄

Mixing the pellets and wet food is what boyfriends crave.

But only do it on special events. Otherwise it won't go back to regular food.
- We call it a "high value treat"
And getting to eat a peach several times a week.

just saw a video on nebula about a kid eating about 70 chicken nuggets every day for 7 years and nothing else. he did go blind, but the average relationship will not last that long, so problem solved.

Is that a Chubbyemu video or a knockoff?
- the real deal

Feed me something healthy so I don't die at 40

I'm over 40 and only eat pizza bites, KD, and poutine. I've never had a single health related...aggggggggggggggggggggggg
- agggggggggggggggg
  
  He must have died while typing ...

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My boyfriend seem to prefer eating pussy. ;)

(I don't have a boyfriend or a supply of pussy.)

My last boyfriend‘s diet consisted of protein shakes, ass, dick, cum, G, and amphetamines.
- and amphetamines.
  
  Well that escalated into a different direction quickly. 😆
Damn, you'd hit up ur local pussy dealer

The sad thing is I work at a small office with a half dozen nerdy dudes in their late 20s/early 30s and that is literally how all of them eat.

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Do they rip the worst farts or am I just telling on myself that pizza rolls give me room-clearing war crimes-level gas bombs?
- The Amish dudes at my work absolutely destroy the toilets. Smears going up the tank, hair everywhere, toilet often clogged. What the fuck are their wives and mothers feeding them??

It's funny because men can't cook

In my 20s, most men can cook? Is what I was going to say but then I rememebered I kinda taught and got a few ppl started cooking, you kinda just need to learn to experiement and be okay with failure, a lot of ppl just dont want to ruin their meal or waste food, gotta cook when you aren't hungry for the love of the game lol.
- If you're a parent, teach them young, the sooner you make the mistakes the easier it is to pick stuff up

What's the husband food look like?

My wife makes chicken and steak. My experience good.
Borscht
- Damn, ya got me. I love beets.

No veggies? No dessert?

I have gotten used to coffee and desert. I am officially an old man now.

However, the Italians/French are onto something, an espresso after lunch is great. It gives you half an hour or so of slacking off and then the caffeine kicks in.