And then run so fast..
Protip: while the "in one bite" part might be challenging, nobody is stopping your from eating your apples completely, including the core. It's as tasty as the rest of the apple, and the stuff about apple seeds being dangerously poisonous is just some bullshit made up by redditors. Be free! Eat the core!
I remember hearing apple cores were poisonous when I was in elementary school, and that was before reddit existed. But yes, it is bullshit that they are poisonous.
If i where to awake as a horse tomorrow the first thing id do would be to move to C3 to defend my pawn
A classic that always nearly kills my boyfriend with laughter. He took weeks to get over it the first time I showed him. Guess who just received a link and sits in his office today :]
I came here to say there are a lot of youtube videos of horses farting, this being the most notable. It’s nice when youtube shoves stuff like this in my feed instead of right wing garbage
I knew what that was so instinctively that I started laughing before I even clicked on the link!
Great minds think alike ;-)
You know, there are smaller apple that humans can eat with one bite.
They are called crab apples
You wanna tell me a Crab made this Apple?!
I grew up being told these were crab apples.
TIL my family is dumber than I thought
Nope! that's the falllout variant, maybe?
I wish I could switch places with you for just one day.
Knorkator - Lied vom Pferd: https://youtu.be/Pi8dtuL9Vzk
Lyrics:
Die Tür steht auf, ich trete ein.
Du lächelst nie, doch dein Glück kann ich fühlen.
Und meine Hand fährt durch dein Haar.
Ich lehn mich an dich und schließ' meine Augen.Dann leg' ich dir die Riemen um.
Verstehn′ uns ohne ein Wort zu sagen.
Du atmest tief, dann geht es los.
Ich halt mich fest und du gehst darin auf,
mich zu tragen.[Refrain]
Trag mich so weit es geht,
trag mich egal wohin. [trag mich]
Solang' ich nur bei dir
und in Bewegung bin. [trag mich]Dein Körper glänzt im Abendlicht.
Ich spür' die Kraft hinter jeder Bewegung.
Du bäumst dich auf, ich geb mich hin.
Und unter jedem deiner Schritte erbebt
die Umgebung.[Refrain 2x]
Trag mich so weit es geht,
trag mich egal wohin. [trag mich, trag mich]
Solang' ich nur bei dir
und in Bewegung bin. [trag mich][Outro]
Trag mich so weit es geht,
trag mich so schnell du kannst. [trag mich, trag mich]
Trag mich wohin du willst
und halt nie wieder an. [trag mich]
