Extrovert Duty
Extrovert Duty
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Hey extrovert, how about you shut up? Silence is nice. We don't constantly need to hear you talking.
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Nah, I love my extroverts. They do what I repeatedly fail to do, and help pull me into the conversation and actually get some social interaction rather than sulking quietly in a corner.
Extroverts that know how to pull introverts into social interaction are the best and I have often looked up to them.
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You will be either in my maelstrom of social interaction or you can leave, I'm partially sorry but I'm nowhere near the steering wheel as soon as I'm in a group of people.
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ok but isn’t telling an extrovert to talk less the same as telling an introvert to talk more??
like…
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Yes, and do you know how often introverts are told to talk more? Do you know how rarely extroverts are told to shut up?
It might be rude to tell an individual extrovert to shut up. But, it definitely isn't rude to remind extroverts as a whole that they don't need to fill every silence with babbling, and to tell them that it certainly isn't a duty of theirs that everyone is thankful that they do.
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Introvert here, don't listen to merc. I like hearing people talk, especially if it's a weird subject that I can actually engage with
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I never said that introverts don't like hearing people talk.
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Sure!
But "no one gets harmed" includes me so I better not get addicted or so help me
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I once worked with that one person. You know the one, heavy enjoyer of cannabis even on the job. He was THE person. No, let me put it into perspective.
The guy would down a full bottle of cannalean 1k nano THC before work and would come in with a massive 500mg candy in his mouth. This kid would impress old Tommy Chong.
The first thing he'd ever tell you is that he ate human flesh. Apparently, him and a buddy were cooking something and his buddy cut the tip of his finger off on the cutting board. He said that they both stared at it for a long time before my coworker asked, "Can I eat that?" If its true, these guys had to have been blasted.
Shame he was fired for sleeping on the job.
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Also, yes.
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Also, William Seabrook.
In the 1920s, Seabrook traveled to West Africa and came across a tribe who partook in the eating of human meat. Seabrook wrote about his experience of cannibalism in his travel book Jungle Ways; however, he later admitted that the tribe had not allowed him to join in on the ritualistic cannibalism. Instead, he had obtained samples of human flesh by persuading a medical intern at the Sorbonne University to give him a chunk of human meat from the body of a man who had died in an accident.
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Seabrook might have eaten human flesh also on another occasion. When his claim of having participating in ritualistic cannibalism turned out wrong (and he hadn't yet dared reveal the Sorbonne story), he was much mocked for it. According to his autobiography, the wealthy socialite Daisy Fellowes invited him to one of her garden parties, stating "I think you deserve to know what human flesh really tastes like". During the party, which was attended by about a dozen guests (some of them well-known), a piece of supposedly human flesh was grilled and eaten with much pomp. He comments that, while he never found out "the real truth" behind this meal, it "looked and tasted exactly" like the human flesh he had eaten before.
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Catholics been doing if for a couple of millenia
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Idk i think that guy was harmed pretty bad
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This Jesus guy must have been pretty fat.
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two millenia
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mmmm, prions
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Ultra-rare, and not spontaneously caused by eating human flesh. You're more likely to get mad cow disease (also prions) from eating beef.
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Aren't prions located in the brain?
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as far as i understand it they can technically just show up, without you having to eat anything. it's one of those "could kill you from nowhere" things, like false vacuum decay.
but eating human meat, especially brain, will significantly increase the risk, yes
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They spread everywhere, and cause progressively worse neurological issues as they spread through the brain.
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You can make any meat in the lab. Why stop at cow? I want all the tastes.
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Same is true for unseasoned grains, potatos and many vegetables.
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A steak doesn't need seasoning to taste amazing
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Shrimp need no seasoning.
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There may be lots of reasons to stop eating meat, but 'lacks taste' is not one of them. Are you from the UK?
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This sounds like vegan talking points, but honestly I do love my seasonings.
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Nah that's not true.
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When "eating somebody out" suddenly gets a new meaning.
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"We mix celebrity and animal meats, grown in house through a proprietary culturing process, into curated salami blends," says the BiteLabs website.
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And they can sell it?
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How do you guarantee that? If it's just a matter of asking consent, that's probably illegal. If the person died from other causes (illness, accidents, old age etc.), I'd question whether it's safe (illness) or palatable (old age) to eat that meat.
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Not that I want to link to reddit, but there was a thread from a guy who had to have his foot amputated due to injury. He took it home, prepared it and then ate it. https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/8p5xlj/hi_all_i_am_a_man_who_ate_a_portion_of_his_own/
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Just sign up to be a meat donor like you sign up to be an organ donor. if you were healthy enough to have your organs harvested at death, you were healthy enough to eat (probably idk).
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It would probably be enough fitting: If you work in a mortuary, an you have cases of young people that consented to donate their dead body to whatever. I mean they are dead anyway. And they get cremated. So know harm in taking the calf.
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Hmm baby, wanna go out for dinner sometime?
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You an' me baby, ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the good cooking channels
Cannibal by Tally Hall type situation (though unlikely, as I am boring and my flesh is probably sub-par quality due to poor health), maybe with me listening to that while zonked out my gourd sauteing a chunk of my own arm with mixed vegetables. I usually don't cook meat though, so maybe they'd do that bit.
Also relevant but more of an emo aesthetic, Misery Meat or People Eater by Sodikken
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Pronounced “Guuuur-RON-tee” like a Cajun car salesman.
Spelling mistakes getting called out increases engagement. I'm not saying it was done on purpose in this instance, but in general it does make sense that you'll see more posts with spelling mistakes because they'll rise to the top. The only winning move is not to play.
What will they do with all this engagement on Lemmy?