Elon Puts Kid Who Just Graduated From High School in Charge of Disemboweling the US Government

Holy shit, I had to check whether this was the onion or not on this one.

I susppect that billionaires prefer young people in certain roles because many young people lack the experience to recognize evil instructions.

I know I've wanted younger people in government, but I was hoping for people in their 30's or 40's. These kids can't even rent a car legally. I've got a feeling that they're just puppets.

The Republican party was the best thing to ever happen to America's enemies.

They are feeding all communications from devices into AI right now, both a massive security breach and they are calculating and creating an enemies list. Watch.

Did he at least get an A in civics a few months ago? /s