Elon Puts Kid Who Just Graduated From High School in Charge of Disemboweling the US Government

As Trump gives Musk the keys to the kingdom, the Office of Personnel Management is popular landing spot for the billionaire's young minions.

What's the federal budget for sippy cups?

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Holy shit, I had to check whether this was the onion or not on this one.

I susppect that billionaires prefer young people in certain roles because many young people lack the experience to recognize evil instructions.
- Same reason why they won't hire smart cops.
- Young people are often easier to mold and manipulate. It makes sense.
I know I've wanted younger people in government, but I was hoping for people in their 30's or 40's. These kids can't even rent a car legally. I've got a feeling that they're just puppets.
- Speaking as a former puppet: all of Capitol Hill/much of D.C. is run by 20-somethings like this, precisely because they're easy to manipulate.
The Republican party was the best thing to ever happen to America's enemies.
- Trump is America's self-inflicted gunshot wound
They are feeding all communications from devices into AI right now, both a massive security breach and they are calculating and creating an enemies list. Watch.
- Watch
  
  I'd rather drink and play video games while I'm waiting for the Alphabet Boys to show up. I don't wanna stress out peeking out the window.
  
  Sadly this is how I'm starting to feel. The problem is that means we are allowing this to happen.
Did he at least get an A in civics a few months ago? /s
- He's working for Elon, so what do you think?
Programmers have the worst Dunning Kruger.
I'll be in my bunker if you need me.

Bye now
I guess the Jordan Peele reboot of the twilight zone episode: The Wunderkind wasn't too far off

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