Add alcohol and social media, and you have my entire coping mechanism!
20 0 ReplyFor me, add leftism and masturbation.
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Baking takes too much effort. Buy pre-made cookies instead. Bonus points if you use Instacart or DoorDash.
13 0 ReplyYeah but if I bake them myself I can add cannabis.
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Why am I like that?
6 0 Replywe are overwhelmed and depressed.
11 0 ReplyPlot twist: we have the power to change it, we need to choose to do so.
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I can do almost all of these simultaneously. In fact I'm doing four right now.
5 0 ReplyThis is me irl.
Except for the 2 or 3 hours after my morning meditation (Shikantaza).
For that time I am vastly enthusiastic, creative, full of energy and get lots of stuff done.
Which is why you people need to start meditating.
(And I need to start meditating twice a day)
4 0 ReplyPfft, there's no cookies in meditation. Hard pass.
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I’m gonna go with a modification of one of these. I don’t hate myself. I hate life.
3 0 Replycan relate.
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