I care, little voles. I care.
Shitstorm would actually fit pigeons nicely
Actual terms:
- conspiracy of ravens
- flight of pigeons
Ravens are smart, but I really don't think they're planning anything nefarious. Pigeons on the other hand...
Podcast of white men
Precinct of racists
Bro, they carry knives in some cities, they are always planning crime.
the fuckload of bees didnt make you pause first?
No matter how many times I see this, "A 101.5 'The Hammer' FM of Moths" makes me giggle every time.
A 97X bammm the future of rock n roll of rain men
Thank you for making me laugh on a day when I’ve felt so much anger.
My favorite is a Business of Ferrets, as the Latin translation for ferret is 'little thief'.
A turtle factoid! 🐢
A pancake tortoise (malacochersus tornieri) hatchling is called a Morsel, an adult is called a Flapjack, and a group is called a Stack.
...Not really, but, uh, anyway.
Ah Martin Landau, the GOAT of goats
I would have gone with John Darnielle myself
Perhaps, but he wasn't in the most aggressively 1970s TV show ever. Do yourself a favour and feel the cocaine in your ears when you listen to this banger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SpX8bVEmJo
A drawer of assorted, mis-matched screws and bolts of sea urchins
Wo-ho
Wo-ho
Can’t touch thisHow I imagine textbooks look in the Idiocracy universe... which is slowly merging with our own.
This is from a religion textbook, teaching what Adam named these things in the garden of eden. Interestingly we get the word "fuck load" from this passage in the Bible:
"And Adam named the bees what he did, and so a gathering of them became a fuckload as Adam saw how many bees there were, and was pleased."
