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Fox blames Biden for failing to stop Tropical Storm Hilary at the border: "they let it right in"

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Fox blames Biden for failing to stop Tropical Storm Hilary at the border: "they let it right in" | Boing Boing

Biden doesn't care about wet people

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Okay I'm not trying to defend Fox here, but it seems like this was a joke.
- But will their viewers know that?
  
  And therein lies the rub.
  
  They never do, by intent
- Or they need some supporting evidence for the "we're entertainment, not news" argument at trial.
Of course Biden is in league with... Hillary
- Did he try nuking it?
  
  Or redrawing the path with sharpie?
  
  IF I YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT TRUMP was in this situation NOW I would LITERALLY WRITE AN AI that HACKS the JEWISH SPACE LASERS SPONSORED by FAUX FAUCI and made THEM DESTROY the hurricane with 8K ULTRA PRESISON believe ME I'VE seen them they're the WORST lasers EVER SEEN but my HACK that was made by ME and the BEST team they're good guys! Very fine people! would have made them STRONG enough TO DESTROY THE HURRICANE. Meanwhile DeSanctimonious who is a BAD man and many of the BEST PEOPEL are saying it! is in BED with BIDEN and the DEEP STATE to STEER the hurricane to KILL my voters! It's true! They LITERALLY called the HURRICANE Hillary! It's the WORST hurricane believe me! I've seen it myself and ALL the GOOD people say it's the WORST! DON'T TRUST THEM! Vote TRUMP 2024 and stay safe!
Wait this isn't an Onion post...
- I refuse boing boing as a reputable news source lol
- The onion has been dead for a long time, how can you satire the news when the news is batshit crazy.
I bet Trump’s wall would have stopped it. Take that liberals
- Nah, Trump would just have drawn a different path with his Sharpie. Problem solved.
- Would have tried to nuke it.
Had a prolonged laughflash right after reading the headline. Then it dawned on me: Some stupid fucks watching fox are actually going to believe this nonsense :-(
He didn't even bring them paper towels!
- bruh
- Yeah he is. He could have just changed the path of the storm with a Sharpie like Great Lord Trump, Bringer of Rains.
- If Biden had finished Trump's wall it would have put Hilary in jail.
In Canada the RW/Kremlin trolls blame our PM for the fires. Same deal.
- At least that has a thin veneer of plausibility. Technically, Trudeau could personally setting fires purposely, in that any person could set a fire in multiple locations across the country. Expecting someone to be able to stop a hurricane from entering the country is a whole new level of trolling.
  
  Both are ridiculous and have ZERO plausibility.
It's not the rain that's the problem with Hilary; it's the emails.
- Buttery Males slipped right in!
  
  Well they were good and lubricated for the task
- Lock her-icane up?

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