Greenland renames itself "Russia" to avoid hostilities from Trump Government

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Should have gone with Israel, that way they get to be the ones telling the US what to do.
- Boy, do i have to Break a Leg to you - what do you think Putin is doing with Trump? Even through Israel-USA relationship is deep, do not underestimate, how deep Putin is utilizing his pet dog Trump (i do not want to make this more graphic than necessary).
  
  ...What is he doing? Like, seriously, what specifically? For all the hysteria both then and now, I can, off the top of my head, remember a few openly and directly pro-Israel moves from Trump's last term, but not much on Russia.
Russia II
- Electric Boogaloo
  
  There can be only one.
- The Quickening
I'd say I read an Onion article about 50% of the time since the best laugh usually comes from the title. This is another very good one.
Just wait until people start "falling out of windows" at the white house. It's only a couple stories though, so many will live to ~~tell the tale~~ publicly apologize to trump while he sits on the toilet.

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