I enjoyed the ending.
15 0 ReplyA veritable happy ending, if you will.
5 0 ReplyBut not a toxic one, because otherwise licking would be bad.
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is biting allowed
8 0 ReplyDo not lick me!
6 0 Reply3 0 ReplyHey! I resent that! Just because I dislike being licked does not imply I'm unpleasurable to do so!
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Too late. We've both been licked.
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Is it admire from a distance or is it lick? Because now I have a bus full of very angry-seeming people.
4 0 ReplyLick the handles while admiring the others from the distance. Keep eye contact
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When I scream into the void my neighbor calls the cops for domestic violence. I love alone. That's how I know it's working.
4 0 ReplyI live that typo.
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ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!
3 0 ReplyMe and my brother used to annoy my mom by licking her out of the blue, she is a germaphobe and would freak out lol.
We taught my 3yo niece to do the same... until she started licking random kids lol. we had to.stop with the joke
3 0 ReplyThe niece or the mom?
1 0 ReplyYes
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Did this happen 30something years ago? If so I may have briefly dated your niece in 2017
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Choose insanity? Whoa, slow down with the exciting, new, and controversial takes there, Yosemite Sam! It’s Wabbit Huntin Season ™, ®, ©, & ℠ and bawgawd this Carolina Reaper-flavored hockey stick is the perfect shade of humdinger for the skateboarding wallaby living queasily in your earlobe! Slurp.
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