Yeah no, don't worry I've infiltrated the council and intend to get them to legalize war crimes for crazy fem presenting people muahaha :3
I suddenly had a vision of Santa as a mob boss:He's making a listwrites down names in a lil black bookHe's checking it twice!hands the book to a grizzled elf with an eyepatch and gives a nodHe's gonna find out who's naughty and nice!criminals meet up to trade Christmas themed drugs for whoresSanta Clause is coming to town!godfather style montage of elf assassins taking out traitors on Christmas day
What if my goal today was to be very naughty? 🤔
Yeah no, don't worry I've infiltrated the council and intend to get them to legalize war crimes for crazy fem presenting people muahaha :3
you'll be put on a list 🎅
(but you are a good girl)
I suddenly had a vision of Santa as a mob boss:
writes down names in a lil black book
hands the book to a grizzled elf with an eyepatch and gives a nod
criminals meet up to trade Christmas themed drugs for whores
godfather style montage of elf assassins taking out traitors on Christmas day
This incident will be reported.
You're a good baddie