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What if my goal today was to be very naughty? 🤔
you'll be put on a list 🎅
(but you are a good girl)
I suddenly had a vision of Santa as a mob boss:
He's making a list
writes down names in a lil black book
He's checking it twice!
hands the book to a grizzled elf with an eyepatch and gives a nod
He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice!
criminals meet up to trade Christmas themed drugs for whores
Santa Clause is coming to town!
godfather style montage of elf assassins taking out traitors on Christmas day
This incident will be reported.
You're a good baddie
genuinely made me feel better wtf
🥹
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