Switching teams in middle of a match!?

As a bigender person, THIS IS THE WAY!

Are you the one who stole my gender so you could have 2 and I could have none?
- Maybe.... depends. Is it good thing or bad thing?
I didn't know humans could exhibit endianness
- Well yes whatever does that mean what I just read, of course I can do that!
- I'm glad I wasn't the only one to think that lol

That was in The X files episode Gender Bender. Everytime they had sex with someone they turned into the opposite gender. Except all the sex partners died afterwards.

Everyone's sex partners die afterwards, it just takes a while usually!
- You said this so confidently but just to ruin your day: not everyone's sex partners die afterwards.
NGL, this was by far the worst episode of that show that I've seen. It kinda ruined my binge watching of the show for the first time and I didn't watch any more for a while. There was a lot of causal transphobia that I wasn't expecting. I'm aware that it wasn't specifically about trans people but the vibes were not good.

Stop it Patrick, you're scaring the Republicans!

Nah, they're into that. They just won't admit it publicly.

I'm afab nb and had a casual encounter with a straight male without explaining my gender. He was shitty about consent and I do take solace in the fact that I queered him without his knowledge.

So you met someone who was shitty about consent, and decided to also be shitty about consent?

Wow!
- You didn't tell your assaulter you are trans while he was assaulting you! You're the real villain here!

I've seen art of a shapeshifter that is exactly this situation.

Ranma ½ without the cold water/hot water mumbo jumbo.

Genderfluid is just piss

and you should be flattered

No, no, it's only gay if you ram your cock into them. Anything up until then is just foreplay, and ain't no gay in foreplay.

As another user pointed out, anon may have ended up pegging his boyfriend.

Surely the "victim" would be made bi, having started the event with a partner of opposite gender and finished with one of the opposite. Sort of a virtual threesome - just like a real threesome but without an actual third person

Quotes around 'victim' as they probably didn't notice, unless OOP was prepared and brought a prosthetic penis and wanted to be top

I wonder how many times this has happened to me

The ultimate bait-and-switch

Plot twist: they were closeted.

Ok but in the middle of - you're pretty much just gonna have to do anal because mid PIV penetration his dick is now somewhere that doesn't exist. Which is another problem altogether