The Batcave is suspiciously guano-free. Alfred has some really thankless jobs.

"Alfred, there's bat shit on the batputer again."

"Coming, Master Bruce. I just need to fetch the wet wipes again."

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Perhaps harvesting the guano is where the Wayne family wealth truly comes from.
- Wayne Industries Organic Fertilizer
  
  GWNO .... (pronounced Guano)
  
  Greater
  Wayne
  Nitrogen
  Organics
In front of my house is a mango tree. My house is white. Also there are lots of bats in the neighborhood.

Needless to say, I wish I had an Alfred.
- I'm jealous of that mango tree though... Mango is my favorite fruit
Batman arrives at the crime scene with drippings of wet grey guano running down the left side of his chest

Joker: ..... HAHAHAHA ... what's that Batman ... you're little friends show you a bit of love?

Batman mumbles: ..... hughhg? ... (looks down at his suit) ... ALFRED!!!!!!!
Don't mention the parasites you get from bat poop (was it all a fever dream? The whole batman saga?)
- BATMAN CAUSED COVID!
I bet lots of batcum on the keyboard too. And not from the animals.
- The Robins were all teenagers.
  
  So Batman was a groomer?! Disgusting!
Bat wipes. They have many uses.

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