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2y ago

SATANIST PROMISES

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AROOO
- AVE SATANI BROTHER, LET’S VAPE SOME CRANK AND READ NINTENDO POWER
  
  LET'S PLAY SOME MOTHERFUCKING MARIO CART MY BROTHER IN ANTICHRIST
- CRANK THOSE HOGS DAY IN DAY OUT MFERS AROOOOOO
Where do I sign?
I want a giant hog and a Nintendo!
Won't be using the drugs though.
- You can sell them for profit
  
  Or give them to the hog for even more power!
Giant hog, for squeezing
So... do I get to own the entire company named Nintendo, or is this like when people just called the NES a "Nintendo?"
- Nintendo exists, promise fulfilled.
- You become a Nintendo subscriber.
- Back then didn't they just say Nintendo to reference consoles in general? Maybe this Satanic package actually includes whatever console you like
  
  I wanna Sega. It does what Nintendon't!
- I want to sub in cat ears but still also have a giant hog.
- This is the weirdest shade against the Switch I've ever read. It's literally a full console that is also portable!
Hoooog ridaaaaaa
this isn’t satan, this is wario!
Neat!
Hmmm. Do the drugs come packaged with the hog or with the nintendo?
- That's nice.
- They're in the RAM expansion slot, behind the car keys.
I don't want the hog but I'll take the rest, please 🫴
Just give my hog to somecritter else :D
- Hog can be slang for penis.
  
  Definitely give it to somecritter else.
  ... Unless we're talking, like... wink wink nudge kinda giving me a 'hog' in which case yes. 🤷‍♀
- You could sell the hog to buy more drugs
- Don't be so hasty. Stick with me here- Super Mario Luau.
  
  headtilt?
"Dinsdale!"
I'll take a #4
All of them please
Reads Nintendo.
Me: "I am listening."
Are you a TH?

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