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Lauchs @lemmy.world

10mo ago

SLPT: Double your reading efficiency by only reading even pages.

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That’s an… odd suggestion
- Usually, puns are gross but this time I'm not even mad.
  
  net positive then?
I just read every other word. Context clues let me fill in the blanks.
- I just skip the whole process and make it all up
  
  I u t k p e e l t r .
- I read other. Context let fill the.
  
  If that's not perfectly clear to you, I'm not sure what more you need.
It's true you'll probably catch the gist of it
- "Look, I read the bible, I'm pretty sure I'd know if stealing was in the 4 commandments!"
I only read odds and ends

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