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Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world

SPLT: You can also put a chip reader on your pocket and casually bump into people.

Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world

SLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away.

  • A pirate has stolen all of your gold and run into the cave!

    -chase pirate

    There is no pirate here

    -follow pirate

    There is no pirate here

    -run into cave

    I don't understand that command

    -go in cave

    I don't understand that command

    -walk to cave

    I don't understand that command

    -enter cave

    I don't understand that command

    turns off game

  • Wow interesting that the US representative can dig around in the supply chain to find materials China sells that Russia might make into weapons.

    Meanwhile Israel's far worse crimes are given diplomatic cover of threats and vetos, the US sells them all their war planes, tanks, guns, and bombs. They give them access to intelligence information, technology, and prop up their entire economy and state with billions in aid.

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world

    SLPT: Do all your criminal planning while swimming. Less chance of wires or electronic surveillance.

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  • I don't get the point of trying to start a national trend of calling Trump a chicken. Are you trying to goad him into following through with the worst of his plans? I'm glad whenever he chickens out I want him to chicken out MORE, not less.

  • No one knows how to get out of this version of fascism, no one knows what will catch on and work if anything at all. So I don't condemn anything that people want to try. I think violence is hard to define and too many protesters try to self police each other. Also after going to protests for many years I think it's a mistake to mold your actions on media optics. The media will never fairly tell your story, if they tell it at all. It's better to try to actually make change on the ground (direct action) than to do symbolic acts hoping for media attention. Just my 2 cents. But again, even these symbolic acts are better than nothing, and I won't criticize anyone who is trying something.

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world

    SLPT: Cover your hands with glue and let it dry. You now have the rough hands of a working man.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world

    SLPT: If you are up too late, move your bed to the western most part of your house or apartment.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world

    SLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time.

    Science Memes @mander.xyz

    Feces is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world

    SLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrush

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world

    SLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world

    SLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world

    SLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world

    SLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world

    SLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world

    SLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world

    SLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world

    SLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world

    SLPT: Wearing a shirt that says "For entertainment purposes only" in large letters could get you out of legal trouble for your actions

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world

    SLPT: Not happy with your living situation? It could be a lot worse. If you were on Mars you wouldn't even have enough oxygen to breathe! Venus would crush and boil you!

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world

    SLPT: Need an item? Check out stores! There are a lot of different kinds and most towns have them. It's a quick and easy way to get an item.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world

    SLPT: If you are in a dangerous situation and someone yells "Duck!", make sure they aren't talking about the bird or you could end up looking real stupid.