9mo ago

Canadian Man Crowned King of Spreadsheets at the 2024 Microsoft Excel World Championship

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Jarman and 11 other finalists were tasked with playing a simulated game of World of Warcraft via spreadsheet
How did he manage to fit the award ceremony into his busy schedule of having sex with beautiful models? ...Probably with a spreadsheet, now I think about it.
- The sheet was not the only thing being spread
I can’t even make fun. Not because he’s a fellow Canadian. Because they hand out that sick belt.
- But only $ 5,000? Come on Microsoft!
Was he legally required to appear as a stereotype?
- Yes
  
  As is his duty.
They call me the king of the spreadsheets. Got em all printed out on my bedsheets. -Weird Al
We can leave our company database in his hand.
Our company database is an excel sheet.
Michael Jarman, pictured between two people...
That's a funny photo caption.
- "Michael Jarman, ceremonially situated between two distinguished event representatives,"
  …
  "Michael Jarman, strategically positioned in a central location with one individual stationed to his immediate left and another to his immediate right,"
The article embedded what appears to be the entire tournament… Nearly 7 1/2 hours lol.
No doubt about it, though, that intro track is absolutely lit
Hide yo wife
Not enough neckbeard.

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