Next up, all the ice cream machines start working

Thank you for putting ads for shitty fast food on the fediverse

Jeez someone woke up without a delicious McCafe coffee this morning.
No problem!

McDonalds isn't out there killing anyone or telling people their loved ones have to die because they cost too much. Their CEO has nothing to worry about.

It's like a drug dealer or liquor store, they are just providing the means for you to harm yourself.

The McDonald's execs aren't anywhere near as bad. But they ain't innocent either. They're perfectly happy to pay poverty/starvation wages. They're perfectly fine with class war.
- I know. They are responsible for a massive amount of climate damage alone, completely disregarding how they treat employees. I'm just saying that on any potential list of targets, they are going to be waaaaaaaaaaaay down the list.
  
  I mean, Nestle, Meta, Monsanto, and Amazon still exist.

LOWER FOOD PRICES

How about better wages and benefits instead so you can afford more than food.
- Both.

CEOs all over America are afraid.

Wait, there's no snack wrap in the US? We still have them!

Who is 'we'?
- We are we!
- Here.

What's a snack wrap?

A wrap that is just enough food to keep you from being hungry but not enough to make you full.
- Isn't a wrap something, I'd put around food?
  
  I'm sorry, I've never heard of that and haven't cared too search for it... So, yeah, maybe my fault
  
  But still, why should I name a food-something after a food-wrapping?
  I obviously just don't really get it
  
  I think, it's time for me, to start up DDG now
  
  Edit: oooh, it's not just about the wrap of the snack, as the name would tell you
  It's just a fucking wrap of whatever food
  
  So for at least some people in Europe, a Dürüm would be such a wrap.
  Which is fucking delicious.
  So, ok, I'm all for the wrap snack now.
  Although I don't get, why they don't specify what's in it - but maybe there were options I don't know about
  
  Edit 2: sorry for everyone but speaking German, I haven't found a wiki page for Dürüms in English :⁠-⁠\
Part salad part chicken strip in an uncooked flour tortilla
- Oh that's what it is? We call it chicken wrap. Still selling.

So actually, about that...

Bring back Sze Chuan Nugget Sauce

In before they are 4$ each, for half a chicken nugget wrapped in a small tortilla

What’s ironic is this is the stuff they should be doing to be a good business.

It’s like evil today has to go out of its way to not help anyone. I miss classic evil where they took pride in their products.

My wife is so excited for the snack wrap to come back.

As if ... billionaire and millionaire CEOs will just lock themselves away. We'll probably start seeing security locked down city areas or exclusive zones where only security cleared people will be allowed in certain areas. Everyone else will not be allowed in.

They're going to start building the Emerald City and we aren't invited.

Wouldn't that mean they are locked away in Emerald City?
- Hopefully with Schillinger.
That would be so cute. It would be self sufficient too right? Or else can you imagine the amount of access licenses they would need to hand out for all the cleaning, cooking and butlering going on?

Btw would they shop for clothes inside or outside? Silly me, obviously inside. Print more licenses.
Gosh I hope so, we can all form a circle, hold hands, and burn the whole place down while the rats are trapped.

That's not how the meme works...

Sometimes humor is achieved by subverting expectations.
It's a well known postive-ending variation

I thought they got rid of it because all the tainted lettuce getting people sick?