URRAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
URRAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
URRAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
I wonder what stockfish would say about this position
I got white at+.4
Signal sucks too much to upload but I'll play out suggestions and see how it goes.
Was actually pretty interesting. I tried to let black get to an evaluation depth of 24 most of the time. White I just pushed whatever pawn it picked, except one time I took a free bishop and it was evaluated as a game losing blunder, so yeah engine definitely can't handle this properly. Most of the time black just scooted around its own side, but it occasionally sacrificed a piece that messed up the pawn structure and let it take 2 or 3 total. The king also danced around preventing promotion and ended up capturing like 5 pawns himself. The wall was simply too much to handle though and as soon as the king was pushed out of the corner it was mate in 15.
First pawn takes a rifle, second pawn takes ammunition! The one with the rifle shoots! The one without follows him!
white pawns can promote by taking other white pawns
Someone played this game vs Stockfish: link
How does white win without a king on the board?
Hasn't it already lost?
Of course not. You only lose if the king is captured. White is smart and kept their king absconded away in a secret underground bunker, while black foolishly has their king on the battlefield, where he can be captured or killed.
Fake news. White's commissar is on the field, rallying the troops forward!
...while the fascist kaiser is sitting in a banker with his officers on either side, contemplating resigning or fleeing to South America.
This is so stupid that even I understand it.