Promise (2024-11-11)
Promise (2024-11-11)
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Aaaand this is the problem with two-party system
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Three party system : I will do everything party A+2 and party B+1
Unfortunately party A&B spent the last 4 decades destroying the education system so no one knows algebra anymore (including me so I might have done that wrong).
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Very well: I promise to kill zero puppies
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Opponent: I'll pay a gang to beat me 9/10ths the way to death
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He's going the distance!
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He's going for speed!
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She's all alone (all alone!) in her time of need
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Wait... If you add all the numbers together, don't you get 0? Since for every number you're also adding the negative.
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Huh that would make him the most truthful politician... What a paradox
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You're probably gonna hate this, but I think it actually matters how you add them up. Cuz think if you add 0 + 1 + 2 - 1 + 3 - 2 + 4... that pattern will always be positive. (And this is assuming we're only using integers)
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And this is why I don't ask the mathematicians in my life to sum up infinite lists of integers anymore. Smh
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Technically (not really) sum of all positive integers results in -1/12, which is due to the nature of infinite series and MATH I no longer understand. So it stands to reason, that if you add a -1 multiplier and sum results of both series together, you would get 0! Approximately.
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He's got my vote
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And my bow
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And my axe!
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The Political Price is Right!
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Glad you were here for us to make this comment.
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6 minute abs
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I mean that’s essentially what the republicans offered…
Well that is basically what Trump offered and it worked