Poo science

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I used to have that book. My poop is telling me to do more drugs.
Howdy ho.

He says 'howdy ho' to me.
- Except from the book: If you find a snake in your toilet it means you need to BURN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE DOWN!
"Illustrations by"... 💩
- They’re hilarious
  
  Hahaha thank you for sharing, I may just have to get this book now.
  
  I saw a GE recently and he said the ideal pool consistency is the soft serve kind. That's the gold standard I've been working to maintain by eating more fiber from fruits and veggies.
True shitposting
stumbled upon this while shitting
What a shit book
Poo'ology
Well, what did your poo tell you?
- Whispered sweet nothings to me
  
  Ahh, so it was talking shit then.
My poop told me to stop eating Fiber 1 bars for a while, and it was right. I haven't shit a cow patty in two days now.
Instead of Josh Richmond my semiawake brain initially saw Richard Stallman and I was very confused for a moment.

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