If I’m not swearing on The Hitchhiker’s Guide I’m not bound by man or god.
46 0 ReplyAmen
3 0 ReplyYou can use anything you want. I don't think the courts can literally refuse it as long as it's reasonable.
Although the only time I ever had to do it they didn't have a Bible they just had a person swear me in. But that was just as a witness so maybe that was the reason.
16 0 ReplyIf it isn't the original Gutenberg bible I refuse to swear.
8 0 ReplyIs the guide reasonable?
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It’s certainly a much better story than the sky cake
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John Quincy Adams used a book of law to swear in as president.
32 0 ReplyThe Constitution says "swear or affirm", not just "swear". That clause accommodates Quakers and Jehovah's Witnesses.
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Well fuck....when you put it like that.
2 0 ReplyAm I doing it wrong if I wipe with the same hand that I use for legal things
15 0 ReplyAs long as you wash it after touching the book.
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Some shit whip with both hands
6 0 ReplyThat must be intense
6 0 ReplyAh yes, the Chimpambidextrous Fling.
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