Duck

This guy has never heard of quantum ducks

Schrödinger's Duck
- Came here to write this... Man you're good.

What you didn't know is that the universe is mostly ducks. Dark matter? More like duck matter!

Duck Tales? More like Everything Tales!

What about half a duck?

How crispy we talking?

Is a single cell within a duck a duck or is it itself not a duck?

Yes.
- Inclusive or gets them every time.

Hot Dog
Not Hot Dog

What about parts of a hot dog?
What if I ate a hot dog?
You wouldn't claim a hot dog is not a hot dog anymore after I took a bite, right?
If parts of a hot dog are a hot dog, when do they become non-hotdog in my intestines?
- If a hot dog is no longer a hot dog after you take a bite, what is it? It's still a sandwich consisting of a sausage in a bun; you're just masticating now.
Came here to make the same joke. Am not disappoint.

platypus

Now this is science.

This is where the science begins

Is a picture of a duck a duck?

Is the life of a duck a duck?

Is your perception of a duck a duck?

On the internet, no one can tell you're a duck.

Fewer than 5% of adult cats have a driver's license.

What about some sorta duck-goose hybrid?

It depends on your definition of duck

Makes sense to me

The fun thing about the existence of infinity is that there is an infinite number of possible points on the line between “duck” and “not duck”

depends how you define duck; you can very much make it a binary. ultimately every term is just a construct
- You can make the term a binary, but binary doesn’t really exist in the real world. Your DNA is part duck just by nature of being a vertebrate.

Platypus?

Heretic! How dare you!?

There's a linear algebra joke that can complement this one and goes like this:

Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck, but almost everything that is not a duck, if examined very closely or in really short time intervals, it behaves as a duck and you can apply duck methods to it.

More like law of excluded middle amirite?

Mathematical constructivists hate this meme

Just because we can't know if something is a duck or not, doesn't mean there are other possibilities.

Very strong Law of the Excluded Mallard vibes here.

Aren't you forgetting Goduck's Incompleteness Theorem?

What about a platypus? It could be considered part/half-duck. Or even duck-like!

wrong. duck fetus

Hey buddy, you ever here of a loon?

Wait. Could Quantum ducks in a superposition state exist? And how would those be a duck or not?

- Source? I'll continue to believe in my quantum super-duck until proven otherwise!

everything is a bucket

My goodness, is it 4:30? I'm supposed to be having a back, sack and crack.
- There’s more

What about a fertilized but unhatched duck egg? That's kinda both a duck and not a duck.

I think you'd consider a roast duck a duck, but what about a duck drumstick? Would you say that's not a duck? If so, how much of the roast duck needs to be connected for it to be a duck?