What a terrible day to be literate.
Have you tried having your son take a shower to wash his own asshole, or are you teaching him washing his own asshole is gay
Do you shower and wash your asshole immediately after you poop every time?
No, but I have my son take a shower before bed every day 'cause kids get gross
Travel bidets are cheap and effing brilliant.
According to my proctologist, Americans wreck their hemorrhoids with overzealous wiping, mine included. Dab only,
And get a bidet. A travel bidet, of you can't install a permanent one.
Where are the meme police when you need them?!
Plz tag this nsfl
Do me a favor and just come to my house and stab my eyes please
That's kids for you. And thats why you try to help them learn as often as you can, so you don't have this problem.
How does this template work? Pink eye?
Is your son a cat?
