"Damn girl you shit with that ass?"
Has to be up there
Are you from Mississippi? Because you're the only Miss whose piss I'd like to sippee.
congratulations. i thought that the comment above yours was the worst but you beat it by a mile.
I don't even know what to say. You win?
goat
Not a pick up line but- "I don’t think I can do better than you and I know you can't do better than me, so I guess we should just get married." She sighed and said "yeah, you're probably right".
I dont wanna shit on you, but the "I cant do better than you" is sweet and I used it with my BF, but the "You can't do better than me" is many times used by abusive partners as a way to diminish their self-esteem and make sure that they dont leave them, because they really think they cant do better than their current abusive partner.
I believe you said it with the best intentions, but is something that people does.
I once tried the most cliche of them all - did it hurt when you fell from heaven. She actually found it funny. In the sense that it's so stupid that it flips around and becomes funny. Nothing ever came of it but we had a nice chat on the otherwise empty train.
At a club, I just asked her "Wanna make out?" and we did. Very weird that worked.
I use this a lot and people seem to appreciate the honesty.
Bingus bongus I want your shlongus
(It still worked)
"Did you know you can save 15% or more by switching to Geico?"
In high school, I dm'd a guy in my class "you're handsome bro"
His response was something like, "you too man I appreciate it!"
We both assumed each other were straight after that, but like a week before graduation, he randomly tells me he had a crush on me. And when I tell him I felt the same, he was like "damn I assumed that DM was probably only a compliment"
Lost opportunity for love because he ignored the “no homo” rule. Tragic.
Does this guy think straight men often slide into the DMs to tell other men they're handsome?
Not a line per say but my friend and I were shooting pool against 2 dudes randomly. One serenaded us with Bruno Mars “Just the Way You Are.” A short while after he randomly proceeded to guess both of our weights very incorrectly. lol I guess we made him a nervous.
FYI: it's per se
In a man vie theater: STFU to a girl a row behind me. It worked.
I don't get it. He told her to STFU? And she liked it and was "picked up"?
Sorry, lots of typos in previous message.
So yes, I was in a cinema and told a girl to stfu. Next day she saw me in a bar, recognized me and was like: “fuck that, you told me to stfu. It was you.” We dated for a month or so.
"Hey, you like Rob Zombie movies?" (We have been together for 7 years now.)
"I shat in my bed, can I sleep in yours?"
Amber Heard, is that you?
When I was an edgy and cynical generic college liberal, I once said "Hello. How would you like to join me for a predictable 'eat or drink something' ritual that implies politely that I am sexually attracted to you?"
It worked for a brief relationship, but still. Not exactly strong foundations were laid with that.
That's such a Bazinga type pickup line lmao
Yes, it was.
Watching team America at the movies, leaned over to my date and said "I promise I will never die"
Worked a treat!
