What the hell did I miss?
I'm scared to ask
Who decided blue is good and red is bad?
Red is way better than blue. Blue is boring. Blue says nothing to me.
Red is powerful, rebellious, passionate, and courageous.
Blue reminds me of accountants, business suits and banks. Blue is a scummy, deceptive color.
Prove me wrong NERDS. You know I'm correct.
It's been wild to see the language used by Western propaganda echo Nazi tactics so closely. It's pretty jarring and hamfisted to anyone who knows what manipulation looks like. "We aren't doing war crimes against Palestinians, we're fighting an evil Terrorist organization!"
But you aren't just fighting Hamas, are you? You've been ethnically cleansing innocent Palestinians for decades and murdering civilians, using Hamas as an excuse, haven't you?
At least when the left uses loaded language, we don't have to lie.
"Oh, I don't support slavery," I say as I strut around in Chuck Taylors blood-soaked dreams. "100 more slave babies!" I cry as I gleefully soyface over the latest Hurly shirt release. Pods for everyone I cry as I pay rent to the landlords of the clothing industry and slurp on mulched crickets. Hexbears bathe in the river of hypocrisy and lies.
(Did I do this right? I miss BMF)
Claiming that the outrage mob was out in full force for All Saints’ Eve, conservatives revealed which Halloween costumes offended their woke neighbors.
We all know pee is stored in the balls, but what about people with a vasectomy? How do they pee? Are the doctors stealing their piss? What are they doing with all that piss?
I have a lot to do and don't feel like doing it pls help me I am lame
I've had to post my daily bloomer threads to c/chapotraphouse because when I try to post them to bloomer I just get the never ending spinning bear.
"What do you mean Hippos are the most dangerous animal in Africa?! My creationist first grade teacher told me that herbivores are all weak little prey animals that exist to be eaten by big strong predators!"
I don't think I've ever mentioned this, but you guys were the partly the ones that gave me the strength to come out. It helps that transphobes are rightfully bullied the fuck off of our site. Transphobes are banned fast and I hope that never changes.
That's all. Glad you're here.
You should post it! Join the fun! Don't let me hog all the late night cat posting! 
Thanks!
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Also just want to clarify that we do not brigade. We're just replying to stuff in our feed.
Federating has reminded me why I hate blue MAGA
Absolute bloodthirsty ghouls
Nonono sweaty we should be defending America and its 1 million+ covid death toll instead
This little shithead is a gloster canary.
Previous posts
https://hexbear.net/post/356496
https://hexbear.net/post/356969
https://hexbear.net/post/357013
Yeah sometimes I'll see you guys engage with one of these people politely and informatively and they just go "UGH, can we defederate from Hexbear please? This brigading, trolling and propaganda is annoying.😤💅"
But I've also seen a couple come to us because "I wanted to see what you were about and you weren't as bad as people were saying."
I hate all of you
YO LISTEN UP HERES A STORY
ABOUT A LITTLE GUY THAT LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD
AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING HE SEES IS JUST BLUE LIKE HIM
INSIDE AND OUTSIDE
Oh come on, they had to have known how much of a weenie he was even before the twitter stuff lol.
They're cute and you have to admire how they work together
It's okay their scrotum faces are so dazzling that sometimes our minds don't know what we're seeing
Crested guinea fowl !bird-wat
Phillip here is on his way to becoming a full orb. It's taken him years of practice to get this round so wish him luck.
This disaster is called a crested partridge
Are those flesh eyelashes? !peppino-why
This lad has the hair of a YuGiOh protagonist.
This little guy is called a Golden-crowned Kinglet.
We love our short kings, don't we folks?
God, you have made like a million silly looking birds, enough is enough. There's going to be no time left to create humans if you keep this up.
