Going hard at church
Going hard at church
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I hope nobody ever said anything to her, and she wore that shirt everywhere.
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I'd like to believe he's wearing that shirt for the lullz and will feign surprise if approached.
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Way back when I still went to church (I got better), there was a doctor who always wore this blue diamond print tie every Sunday. If you looked closer, the lighter blue diamonds were viagra pills.
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That would be awesome
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Please put on a NSFW on this. I was on the train and…
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... AND BIG GREEN DICKS JUST STARTED FLOWING OUT OF MY PHONE!!!
(That should cover any screen readers that happen to be on full volume right now. Your welcome.)
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And now Japanese school girls are accusing you of sexual harassment? Which is actually a HUGE deal in Japan.
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Honestly jealous of that shirt.
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As in......you want the shirt? Or as in yours isn't as big as the shirt depicts?
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I want a penis garden pattern shirt in my life.
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I...what‽
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You misspelled want.
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Fertility symbols and religion, going together like chocolate and peanut butter since... since at least before chocolate and peanut butter.
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I wonder if Jesus ever stuck his dick in a jar of peanut butter....
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Looks to me like 'Penis Ivy'
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I say Penis Envy since it's a species of psychedelic mushroom (and this shirt looks kind of like psychedelic art of mushrooms, and the penis comparison was obvious)
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"going hard" a bit too literally
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Am I NOT supposed to have an erection for this?
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all god's creation
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Why are some of them prolapsed, and is that even possible?
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As someone who's uncut, I would never have guessed that
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I feel like there's a Monty Python joke in here somewhere.
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The dick scarf is a nice touch
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Isn't that the collar?
And what's the pink bit about (I'm naïve, i know!)?
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I don't know with certainy why the background is 'pink'. My best guess is green and pink/red are complimentary colors so that's what the designer chose.
You do t have to justify or diminish yourself. it is okay to not know things and fuck anyone that makes you feel less than for asking a question respectfully. They suck.
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Dick Scarf
What an awesome band name!
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$83 says it was a thrift store find and the owner can't see very well
Why $83, specifically?
Nice round number
$83 dollars?? What is a thrift store to you - a Tiffany's anywhere but new york?