Shirts That Go Hard @lemmy.world TehBamski @lemmy.world 2mo ago

Going hard at church

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$83 says it was a thrift store find and the owner can't see very well
- Why $83, specifically?
  
  Nice round number
- $83 dollars?? What is a thrift store to you - a Tiffany's anywhere but new york?
I hope nobody ever said anything to her, and she wore that shirt everywhere.
- I'd like to believe he's wearing that shirt for the lullz and will feign surprise if approached.
  
  Way back when I still went to church (I got better), there was a doctor who always wore this blue diamond print tie every Sunday. If you looked closer, the lighter blue diamonds were viagra pills.
  
  That would be awesome
Please put on a NSFW on this. I was on the train and…
- ... AND BIG GREEN DICKS JUST STARTED FLOWING OUT OF MY PHONE!!!
  
  (That should cover any screen readers that happen to be on full volume right now. Your welcome.)
  
  Now I need to install a screen reader so I pretend to be blind on the bus...
  
  Do you think the reader starts shouting when it's in caps, or do they just say 'in capitals: reads'?
- And now Japanese school girls are accusing you of sexual harassment? Which is actually a HUGE deal in Japan.
Honestly jealous of that shirt.
- As in......you want the shirt? Or as in yours isn't as big as the shirt depicts?
  
  I want a penis garden pattern shirt in my life.
I...what‽
- You misspelled want.
Fertility symbols and religion, going together like chocolate and peanut butter since... since at least before chocolate and peanut butter.
- I wonder if Jesus ever stuck his dick in a jar of peanut butter....
"Penis Envy"
- Looks to me like 'Penis Ivy'
  
  I say Penis Envy since it's a species of psychedelic mushroom (and this shirt looks kind of like psychedelic art of mushrooms, and the penis comparison was obvious)
"going hard" a bit too literally
- Am I NOT supposed to have an erection for this?
all god's creation
They're green! They're obviously plants!
- It’s a Swamp thing….
  
  Hulk boners
Why are some of them prolapsed, and is that even possible?
I feel like there's a Monty Python joke in here somewhere.
The dick scarf is a nice touch
- Isn't that the collar?
  
  And what's the pink bit about (I'm naïve, i know!)?
  
  I don't know with certainy why the background is 'pink'. My best guess is green and pink/red are complimentary colors so that's what the designer chose.
  
  You do t have to justify or diminish yourself. it is okay to not know things and fuck anyone that makes you feel less than for asking a question respectfully. They suck.
- Dick Scarf
  
  What an awesome band name!

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