All hail the snail
I thought you'd enjoy this judging by recent posts
I saw this one before, but it's top notch.
I tried giving snail all my mortal possessions but it was just a decoy =/
Eat the snail.
Baguette
Snails and slugs are one of the few insect infestations I get excited over. They vary so widely in sizes, they're cute to watch. They used to steal cat food from a bowl we had outside.
Finally some snailposting
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